The U.S. Department of Molestation…errr…I mean the Transportation Security Administration has saved the day again! This time the brave officers of the TSA stopped the dastardly plans of a 6-year old Kirkland, Washington resident who was carrying…gasp!…a Nintendo DS. God only knows what havoc such an individual could have wrought with that blue plastic brick of death.
If for some reason you believe small children with video games traveling to Disney Land aren’t a threat to national security, be sure to check out Congressman Ron Paul’s American Traveler Dignity Act of 2011 and the Americans for Travel Freedom:
Americans for Travel Freedom is dedicated to promote and uphold the freedom of Americans to travel within the United States, free from government abuse, harassment and exploitation. We further this liberty through education, civic action and demands for transparency.