Obama Clears Obama

Obama’s “transition team” conducted an internal investigation and determined that there was “no inappropriate discussions” with Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich.

Obama is expected to announce his new plan to allow convicted criminals to also clear their own names by internal investigation.

When questioned by the media about it, Obama winked and said, “How can you not believe someone with a smile this beautiful? … Did I mention ‘change’?”

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