Top 10 reasons Chicago does not get to host the 2016 Summer Olympics games.

10. Dead people can’t vote at IOC meetings. 9. Obama distracted by 25 min meeting with Gen. McChrystal. 8. Who cares if Obama couldn’t talk the IOC into Chicago? He’ll be able to talk Iran out of nukes. 7. The impediment is Israel still building settlements. 6. Obviously no president would have been able to …