“GOP Completely Fixes the Economy By Cancelling Funding For NPR”
The Onion reports: Unemployment plummeted and stocks soared Tuesday after Republican leaders fulfilled their promise to cut funding for National Public Radio, a budgetary move that has completely rejuvenated the flagging U.S. economy. [said] Sen. Mark Kirk (R-IL), by eliminating funds for NPR, the deficit has been slashed by 0.000004 percent and a newly thriving …